Definition of Categories:
Blur of Life: Various writings dealing with being a father, husband, and everyday life events.
Karma is Female Dog: An experience with karma and how it falls under the same superstitious umbrella as any other faith (email me for the password... contains sensitive material).
Spawn: The loving nickname I give my kids, and the stories which entertain me about them
Figuratively Speaking: Random whimsical stories written to convey an altered view at everyday average things (Check out "The Label Maker")
P.I.C.: The tales of my Partner In Crime adventures (my wife and I)
Poetic Notes: What I used to call "LOGGOFF's" (LoGGs of Fiction and Fantasy) - or just 'really weird poetry' - as well as stories of 2 of my marriages. Most everything in this section was written many moons ago.
The Belief in I: My journey into the vast open spaces of Atheism.
Just a little fish swimming in a sea of insanity.

Some folks have accused us of being too flippant when we should be serious, or being aloof when we want to talk about something important, or being vague & indifferent when they want straight answers..
...other peoples have said we cram my foot in our mouths and say whatever comes to mind without thinking.
Yes, we have these gifts and would be happy to share them with you... for a nominal fee... but we'll probably only pay attention for a few minutes before we're distracted again (and you wont get your money back).
Look... a squirrel...
Thank you for reading us. At JadedFish we pride ourselves on only the finest opinions (aka: Ours). Take what you will from it and serve it up with a huge grain of salt.
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