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		<title>The Hiatus of 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here, have some random bits of genuine Doug fodder.  Who am I talking to?  Myself, that&#8217;s who, &#8216;&#8221;Doug&#8221; (if that really is your name) Dumbass! Honestly, myself.  The following diatribe consists of pieces of the gunk stuck to the back of my cerebral cortex that has needed a good chiseling for some time now.  This [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jadedfish.com&#038;blog=9101736&#038;post=595&#038;subd=jadedfish&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Candles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 18:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The foundations of my youth are that of a heaping pile of melted vibrantly colored wax from a drip-candle;  random, chaotic, beautiful, and forming the mold of another uniquely obtuse human child. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jadedfish.com&#038;blog=9101736&#038;post=576&#038;subd=jadedfish&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Breasts and The Wooden Spoon</title>
		<link>http://jadedfish.com/2012/03/08/breasts-and-the-wooden-spoon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 04:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was written circa 2009, but forgot to post it. Got back to Boise about 6pm from the trip to Nampa after grabbing my eldest daughter, and then popped into the daycare for a quick pick-up of my younger two children. Welcome: Instant. Noise. I&#8217;ve created monsters, clones of myself, who take great pride in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jadedfish.com&#038;blog=9101736&#038;post=566&#038;subd=jadedfish&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Love: A Language Unto Its Own</title>
		<link>http://jadedfish.com/2012/02/28/love-a-language-unto-its-own/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 07:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love. You elusive, impossible, mysterious little shit. When you think you’ve got it all figured out, love calls it quits. Love. The purest form is nearly impossible to obtain. It fills the soul’s reservoir with hope, then uncorks the drain. Love. The creator of babbling boosie-boo-boo baby talk. It forges a language only its inventors [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jadedfish.com&#038;blog=9101736&#038;post=559&#038;subd=jadedfish&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Human Emotion &amp; The Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 06:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re going to set out with the simple purpose of judging and therefore assuming you know a person based entirely on their written rantings and copy &#38; pasted viewpoints, look no further. Facebook is awash with emotional diatribe in one trivial form or another. The only way you can have an account and NOT be comfortably packaged into a stereotype, is to remain an invisible ninja stalker.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jadedfish.com&#038;blog=9101736&#038;post=516&#038;subd=jadedfish&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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